Monday Evening Thoughts

I was walking through the subway station this morning. I noticed a sign on a door that said, "Refuse Room." I walked up to it and yelled, "NO!"

Yesterday I went to the airport to buy a round-trip airplane ticket. The agent asked where I wanted to go. I said, "right back here!"

Last week I went to visit a new doctor. I asked the receptionist how much he charges. She said that it is $150 for the first visit, and $100 for every visit thereafter. When I saw the doctor, I said, "here I am again!"