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On Saturday, June 3, at 8pm, I reached the milestone of being a nonsmoker for 8 days.
In the mailbox the same day, I was surprised with a birthday gift. It was from the Phillip Morris Company, maker of Marlboro cigarettes--my former brand.
If anyone is in need of (or simply desires) a metal bottle opener, the shape and size of a credit card, suitable for storage in your wallet, I'll trade it to you for a vodka tonic.
In the mailbox the same day, I was surprised with a birthday gift. It was from the Phillip Morris Company, maker of Marlboro cigarettes--my former brand.
If anyone is in need of (or simply desires) a metal bottle opener, the shape and size of a credit card, suitable for storage in your wallet, I'll trade it to you for a vodka tonic.
posted by Michael Vernon at Sunday, June 04, 2006
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