How Nashville gay bars are different from NYC gay bars

1. In spite of “don’t drink and drive” campaigns, Nashville bars have parking lots.
2. In most of those parking lots are pick-up trucks.
3. At karaoke, many of the songs are country.
4. Drag queens have really big hair. No, I mean REALLY big hair.
5. Everyone smokes. Or so it seems.
6. Beers are $2. During Happy Hour, $1. Milwaukee’s Best, 50 cents.
7. Boy George has not been thrown out of a NYC gay bar.
8. You can hear Gospel music in Nashville bars.
9. Patrons don’t have to “dress up” to get into the leather bar.
10. “Bears” live happily alongside other gay cliques.
11. There are no Asians or Latinos.
12. Famous Author Rob Byrnes has never been spotted.
13. New Jersey is nowhere near Nashville.
14. After a long night of bar hopping, a Waffle House is always nearby.
15. In some bars, stuffed deer heads hang from the walls.