Let's Protect the Sanctity of Marriage

Since so many of the "do-gooders" are so keen to pick up a Bible for use as a weapon, let's show them its full use.

Legislators: it is time for a law to protect us from those who would try to steal such a divine institution such as marriage and destroy it by using it in a way the Bible clearly does not condone--nay, in a way that the Bible clearly prohibits! To wit:

In Paul's letters to the church at Corinth, he says that a man shall have no more than one living wife. Therefore, I demand laws be passed everywhere in this great country to prohibit marriage by anyone who has divorced his spouse--as long as that spouse remains alive. We can't be picking and choosing which parts of the Bible we want to obey, right? That's what the religious wrong keeps telling us. So we can't just overlook THIS part. Right? Isn't that what we have been hearing?

Oh, but wait...so MANY of the people of the religious wrong ALREADY have multiple living spouses that this would be an unfair hardship, you say. Hmm. But what about the sanctity of marriage? Do we just forget our teachings?

Gee. I'm not so sure how this should play out. But before I sit down and let earthly people pepper this nation with confusion (which is authored by Satan) about whom I may or may not marry, my voice will loudly call out those who attempt to judge me while their own house is not in order.

A final thought: since some same-gender marriages have been nullified, as I understand it, that gives us open season to nullify all opposite-gender marriages that don't follow all of the requirements of the Bible to be valid. Right?

Yeah, all of this sounds really silly. I know. Don't they know?