Relationship Tool--Free, Here, Now!

Need some peace and quiet around the house?  Here is a secret tip.  Shhhh!  Don't tell anyone...

1.  Pick a minor spat with your other half.

2.  Apologize, accept blame.

3.  Encourage your other half to give you "the silent treatment" as penance.

(works REALLY well when attempting to assemble "furnitures" or decipher "paperworks" with Filipinos)

Tee hee.  Actually, that doesn't really work.  But it is fun.  And, yes, chuckles were shared all around after the bicycle rack was safely assembled and installed using instructions that were obviously written by a 2nd grader.  Or a less-than-infinite number of monkeys typing randomly.